1. You post more pictures of your car than you do of yourself on social media.
2. You spend longer cleaning your car than you do driving it.
3. You worry about your car if it’s parked somewhere you can’t see it. Sometimes you even go and check up on it.
4. When a passenger enters your car you issue them with a list of do’s and don’ts.
5. Your car has its own Instagram page and hashtag.
6. When you wake up in the morning, your first thought is your car.
7. You can never walk away from your car without looking back at it.
8. You talk about your car in every conversation.
9. You spend more money on car parts than you do food.
10. You’ve given your car a name.
