Why just have a shine when you can have an Ubershine? Yes people, this new product from detailing legends, Muc-Off, is designed to give you just that.

And you don’t even have to speak German or know what an umlaut does to the pronunciation of diacritic vowels (has he been at the funny fags again? – Scary).

Anyway, this stuff loosens and emulsifies dirt without compromising on wax protection and has a 100 percent guaranteed pH balanced foaming action. It’s like Oil of Olay for your motor, very luxurious!

Price £12

For more info see Muc-Off