Strictly Static

  • STRICTLY STATIC TEES

    Glenn Rowswell at 6:49 am, 7th September 2018

    STRICTLY STATIC TEES

    It doesn’t matter that the UK weather has been a tad on the tropical side of late, there’s only two instances in which it’s acceptable to be seen in public with no shirt on – that’s on the beach at Margit, or if you happen to own a Vauxhall Cavalier.

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  • ELITE CLIQUE AIR FRESHENERS

    Glenn Rowswell at 6:59 am, 12th July 2018

    ELITE CLIQUE AIR FRESHENERS

    Brought to you by the guys at Strictly Static, there’s not much more we can say about these rather fruity little buggers, except for the fact that they smell exactly like the pictures on the labels...

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