“IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO, IT’S A HIGHWAYS AGENCY VEHICLE ON THE F**KING MOTORWAY!”
So why don’t you slam on your stupid brakes and form an orderly queue behind it for 20 minutes before you work out it’s not the law and you won’t get done for speeding. Twats!
When was the last time you saw a god damn great big lardy arse Land Rover Discovery used as motorway cop car anyway? In fact you’ll probably do this behind any vehicle with reflective chevrons on the back of it. The big clue here people is the word POLICE. That’s right, if POLICE isn’t written on the rear bumper of the car, the chances are it isn’t a copper.
It’s even more frustrating when it’s a cop car, cruising along below the speed limit, because then some commuters assume you should match its bloody speed and insist on doing this for the 10 miles it takes them to build up the courage to overtake it – all while blocking the three lanes! Sort it out. Grrrrrrr!