Fast Car September 2008

It’s taken a while, but at last, summer is here. Now theres loadsa benefits to all this hot weather, there’s ladies, ice cream, ladies, no rain and did I mention err… ladies?

Trouble is the FC Towers Team have started to well, err… perspire a bit since the degrees have taken an up-turn. So much in fact, our Slim Jules has to get his mum to wash his dirty under clangers twice a month. But no matter how hard she tries, she just can’t get ‘em as sweet smelling as the latest fresh issue of Fast Car Magazine. Why’s that? I hear you cry reader. Well, because we’re giving away a Shocker car deodoriser. Mmm… smell the freshness.

Also there’s a clean cut Shocker sticker to whack anywhere you please. We put ours on Benny’s sister’s pink bits, and she loved it, so much in fact she… (oi stop that – Big Trev).

Anyway, in this month’s mag here’s something for everyone. Jonny’s super smooth 106 head’s the new wave of Cleaned UK motors along with Jono’s black Corsa C… two of the most refined hatches. While if you prefer your cars raw and dirty, check out Faz’s supercharged NSX.

Where as this month’s Slim’s Guide is all about us. Yep, we thought it was time to show we practice what we preach. So Midge gets out his Polo on wires, Trev his Do-Luck Scooby, G his caged up Type R and last but not least, Pea takes a break from KFC to show us his perfect Pug.

Not only do we have all that, but Page 3’s Rhian gets naked and exposes her quite fantastic boobies and super tight bum; oh no, my pants need washing again. Mum…