Scottish Man Charged For Having Sex With Car

Teenager rides his err… ride

A man from Kilwinning, Scotland has been charged by local police for trying to have sex with his car.

The car ‘lover’, who has been named as 18-year old Callum Ainsworth, was apparently found naked bending over car whilst trying to, well, give it one.

Ainsworth has since denied the offence, and is set to face trial in court for his over enthusiastic approach to motoring in August.

As of yet, the make and model of the car has not been disclosed. We just hope for his sake it was a pretty one.

At Fast Car we’d normally admit to loving our cars as much as the next man, but in this case, maybe not.