Contact:
Midge@futurenet.co.uk or 01225 442244 XTN:2581
Currently driving: Ford Fiesta, VW Polo, Mazda MX5, Nissan Skyline GTS… his Mum’s Puma.
Quote: “Red Bull and fags – breakfast of champions like!”
About me:
They say good things come in small packages – little Midge proves that’s bollocks. The spawn of Dartford in Kent he has two main goals in life, to buy as many cars as possible and to stop Glenda putting every dodgy promo girl he can find in the mag.
Bizarrely Midge started his career at FC after gaining a degree in pottery and a short stint as a store manager for Lidl. This was obviously all the qualification needed to start life as an, ahem, professional motoring journalist.
If you need to contact Midge don’t bother going to his desk – he’s more likely downstairs ignoring the company smoking ban or off calling a designer a “copy cutting c**t.”
When asked what is the best thing about his minor celebrity lifestyle he said “Fuck off dickhead – I’m busy.” It’s just this comprehensive grasp of the English language that has seen him true in his roll as FC senior writer. And yes, before you ask – his mum is a hairdresser.