Fast Car paralysed by GTA break out
It is with great sadness we inform you that the entire FC Towers crew have been struck with GTA IV flu.
Although previously warned about the potential threat of this new string of virus, the Fast Crew still underestimated it.
It is believed the GTA flu is likely to be a forty-eight hour illness. It is hoped the team will be back be to full health after a diet of Pringles, Red Bull and extensive late name gaming.
Medical experts are asking the public to only leave the house in cases of emergency, such as running low on beer and the need for replacement control pads.
A full statement from the Prime Minister Gordon Brown is expected soon, until such time, please stay indoors and DO NOT, we repeat DO NOT answer the door to anyone. Well unless it’s the pizza delivery guy that is.
Until a vacine is found please keep and on the GTA IV for updates.